An Unauthorised, Over-Caffeinated, Possibly Career-Ending Holiday Review by Elfred “Spice” McNaughty, Shelf Goblin & Unsupervised OFI Correspondent Elf on the Shelf, OF Insider holiday guest correspondent Let me paint the scene. It’s December. You’re decking the halls. Meanwhile, I’m perched on a shelf in a questionable lunge position, reading OF Insider articles like my life depends on it. (A quick note: it does not. I’m an inanimate spy doll with flexible morals. My only real responsibility...